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muffinatopalopilis (adj.) - an excessively large muffin-top; term suggests that said muffin top may have its own zip code and inhabitants


Like that name huh? Yeah, I thought so. Mades it myself. I am a femanon, obsessed with anything adrenaline or fear inducing, I love to travel when I can, watch good movies, watch horrible movies, go to the movies to do both of the previously stated, and just have fun (whether it be fun appropriate for my age or not).
I read more than I watch TV.
I love to swim, run, pretty much just stay active, but I also love to eat. Yeah, I know, bit of a contradiction. Don't judge me. I love taking lovely strolls down memory lane but can't wait to get where I'm going. I believe in fairytales and fables but manage to keep a good head on my shoulders. Feel free to send your questions my way.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for


yeradhampir:


“We can’t…” he told me.
“I know,” I agreed.Then his mouth was on mine again, and this time, I knew there would be no turning back. There were no walls this time. 
Vampire Academy - Shadow Kiss

yeradhampir:

“We can’t…” he told me.

“I know,” I agreed.

Then his mouth was on mine again, and this time, I knew there would be no turning back. There were no walls this time. 

Vampire Academy - Shadow Kiss


I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum


Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?


dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we


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